Why God Made Moms

Here are some cute answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

How did God make mothers?
God made my mom the same like He made me. He just used bigger parts.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

What did your mom need to know about your dad before she married him?

His last name. Why did your mom marry your dad?
She got too old to do anything else with him.

Who’s the boss at your house?
Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

What’s the difference between moms and dads?
Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
Moms don’t do spare time.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that. Otherwise, I think she’s pretty much perfect!

Happy Mother's Day!